Color Club, Mrs. Robinson. Not entirely sure what neon magenta has to do with leopard print and highballs but whatever it is, it’s trying to seduce me.

Color Club, Mrs. Robinson. Not entirely sure what neon magenta has to do with leopard print and highballs but whatever it is, it’s trying to seduce me.

Birchbox sent me a set of Incoco appliques last month. They are ok, I guess. I can’t actually commit to wearing something for more than a couple of days so I don’t consider applique sets to be very economical. I can probably spring for a full sized salon polish at the cost of one set of decals.

Birchbox sent me a set of Incoco appliques last month. They are ok, I guess. I can’t actually commit to wearing something for more than a couple of days so I don’t consider applique sets to be very economical. I can probably spring for a full sized salon polish at the cost of one set of decals.

Flower, Precious Poppy. Drew Barrymore has a line of cosmetics at WalMart and it’s not too shabby, I have to say. I bought concealer, bronzer and a handful of polishes. This would be perfect if it weren’t one of those awful thick 3-free formulas that are impossible to work with. Pretty pigmented for a Walmart polish.

Flower, Precious Poppy. Drew Barrymore has a line of cosmetics at WalMart and it’s not too shabby, I have to say. I bought concealer, bronzer and a handful of polishes. This would be perfect if it weren’t one of those awful thick 3-free formulas that are impossible to work with. Pretty pigmented for a Walmart polish.

OPI, Glints of Glinda. Snore, another Soft Shade. I thought this would be a peachy beige! It looks yellow. It makes my nails look unhealthy. If it was a smidgen more opaque, I’d have mannequin hands. Feh. I should’ve bought some Oz glitters instead.

OPI, Glints of Glinda. Snore, another Soft Shade. I thought this would be a peachy beige! It looks yellow. It makes my nails look unhealthy. If it was a smidgen more opaque, I’d have mannequin hands. Feh. I should’ve bought some Oz glitters instead.

OPI, I Theodora You. Ulta finally stocked the Oz collection. Now I want you to watch this blog’s sad, boring decline into Soft Shade enthusiasm. 

OPI, I Theodora You. Ulta finally stocked the Oz collection. Now I want you to watch this blog’s sad, boring decline into Soft Shade enthusiasm. 

Julep, Simone. This didn’t come in my box selection for the month but I put it in as an add on because it reminds me of a Britney Spears binder that I used to have way back when. It was exactly this pink/lavender with that bluish shimmer lurking beneath it? It’s hiding in this picture but it’s there. It had Britney wearing FAIRY wings and doing pray hands. I love this polish, it reminds me of 1998.

Julep, Simone. This didn’t come in my box selection for the month but I put it in as an add on because it reminds me of a Britney Spears binder that I used to have way back when. It was exactly this pink/lavender with that bluish shimmer lurking beneath it? It’s hiding in this picture but it’s there. It had Britney wearing FAIRY wings and doing pray hands. I love this polish, it reminds me of 1998.

Essie, Jazz. I own way too many polishes that look like this.

Essie, Jazz. I own way too many polishes that look like this.

OPI, Get Your Number. I went down Ulta to pick up a few bottles from OPI’s Oz collection but since they are yet to be in stock for whatever deranged reason, I picked up another liquid sand to see if I hated it yet. Verdict: I DON’T!!!! Sigh. I hate on principle way too much. This has no visible nail line in person and the holo glitters are way dreamy.

OPI, Get Your Number. I went down Ulta to pick up a few bottles from OPI’s Oz collection but since they are yet to be in stock for whatever deranged reason, I picked up another liquid sand to see if I hated it yet. Verdict: I DON’T!!!! Sigh. I hate on principle way too much. This has no visible nail line in person and the holo glitters are way dreamy.

Orly, Precisely Poppy. Since my bottle of Julep’s Madison turned into spackle, I’ve been on a real neon coral kick. This looks like Madison except it’s not as pink or as jelly like.

Orly, Precisely Poppy. Since my bottle of Julep’s Madison turned into spackle, I’ve been on a real neon coral kick. This looks like Madison except it’s not as pink or as jelly like.

Forever 21’s glitters aren’t too shabby. I had this sitting in one of my Helmers and got to thinking that it looked exactly like OPI’s Polka.com but alas it has no purple in it to look anything remotely like Polka.com. Still pretty, though. Red, blue and silver hex pieces. It doesn’t have a name besides what the site called “Americana”.

Forever 21’s glitters aren’t too shabby. I had this sitting in one of my Helmers and got to thinking that it looked exactly like OPI’s Polka.com but alas it has no purple in it to look anything remotely like Polka.com. Still pretty, though. Red, blue and silver hex pieces. It doesn’t have a name besides what the site called “Americana”.